Odd City Names in the Texas Hill Country
Parents carefully select a name when a child is born. Not so with Texas. Many towns evolved into identities that make a person downright laugh. Dime Box? Ding Dong? How about a creek named Woman Hollering? Such names pique the curiosity. Here are a few strange ones in the Texas Hill Country.
1. Tow Texas
Have you ever been there? This name looks as though it should be pronounced the same as tow truck, but the name actually rhymes with cow. You’ll find it about sixty-one miles northwest of Austin in Llano county. Lake Buchanan is nearby, and if you’re in the vicinity, stop in to enjoy a tour and taste of wine at the Fall Creek Vineyards. Llano country produces great wines.
Photo Courtesy of Fall Creek Vineyards
2. Welfare Texas
No, the US government had nothing to do with the name of this historic, landmark town in Kendall County. The original name was Bon Ton, that’s French for “high-toned.” The moniker morphed into Welfare when the post office came to Wolhfarht. A German word. Wolhfarht needed to adjust to English, so it became Welfare, which means pleasant journey. Like good food? The Welfare Cafe and Goat Barn can’t be beat for fun and food.
3. Utopia Texas
Interesting, right? It seems the citizens wanted to label the settlement Montana, Texas, but that designation was taken. After much thought, the citizens decided their area was paradise, or utopia, in the Texas Hill Country. Utopia sponsors multiple festivals and jubilees and offers excellent fall foliage.
This little sweet spot was named after someone’s sister? Right? Wrong. Nicolaus Zink discovered this area while on horseback. He stopped to water his horse between two sister-like creeks and fell in love with the region. He brought others to the area and the settlement came to be known as Sisterdale. Like to dance? The Sisterdale Dancehall and Opera House is a prominent venue for weddings.