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If the Cowboy Boot Fits

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We’ve all been there at some point. While on vacation somewhere in the contiguous United States, someone inevitably asks where you’re from, to which you respond “Texas”. And then we wait patiently for the flood gates to open on anything ranging from “Do you know Hank from Nacogdoches?” to “Do you all always say y’all”?

There’s a reason your fellow Americans consider all Texans to be the stereotypical Yosemite Sams crossed with branding-iron carrying, cowboy-boot wearing buckle bunnies always ready to take a spin around a sawdust floor.

For those of you scratching your heads and wondering “What in the world?” may we present to you exhibits 1 through 10 in mainstream Texas stereotypes:

The Commuter

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The Proud Texas Papa Getting Ready for Daughter’s First Date

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The Great Texas Groomer

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The Texas Lawn Care Enthusiast

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And The Texas Takeout Enthusiast

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The Guy With the Big Truck…

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And the Guy With the Big Truck and even Bigger Hood Ornament!

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There’s the Cool Texas Couples…

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The Guy That Knows How to Stay Cool in Texas…

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And the Guy Who Wants to be Cool, Just Like Us Texans!

If the Cowboy Boot Fits

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