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KFC’s Sunscreen that Smells Like Fried Chicken Already Sold Out

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We regret to inform you that you missed out on ordering the KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen. To many, the idea of slathering sunscreen all over one’s body that smells like fried chicken seems more disgusting than hilarious, but thousands of people jumped at the chance of snagging a bottle.

According to the Extra Crispy Sunscreen website, “Its SPF helps protect your skin while the real fried chicken scent leaves you smelling delicious!…KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen is an actual product. KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen is not a food product. NOT a food product. Do not eat this product. Even though this product smells delicious, it is not delicious.”

Fans of fried chicken and odd products snatched up around 3,000 bottles within two hours on Monday. This left many potential consumers who were late to the party disappointed. Many sad sunscreen-less people took to Facebook to express their sorrow.

Dallas Reese wrote, “SOS for this red skinned KFC lover. I need the protection not rejection. Hear my plea, send to me some Extra Crispy sunscreen….I need it, I want it, I love it and in this sizzlin’ summer heat, I’m gonna be burned and that ain’t a treat, I need to protect my epidermis…or I’m gonna look like a red thermos.”

KFC eloquently responded, “I understand. The need to protect one’s sensitive skin and the desire to fill one’s nostrils with fried chicken scent is my primary concern.”