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Millennials are ‘Killing’ Everything, Will the Carnage Ever End?

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The term “millennials” was coined by William Strauss and Neil Howe for the group of children born in the ’80s who would have their coming-of-age linked coincidentally with the coming of the new millennium. However poignant the term, now the media has them pigeonholed for ruining everything from wine to bars of soap. Below is a short list of things millennials are supposedly responsible for sabotaging.

1. Marriage

Will the Carnage Ever End?! Millennials ‘Killing’ Everything

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It’s apparently on the skids thanks to millennials.

2. Babies

Will the Carnage Ever End?! Millennials ‘Killing’ Everything

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The generation’s aptitude for naming babies has seemingly caused a huge rift in our “culture.”

3. Work

Will the Carnage Ever End?! Millennials ‘Killing’ Everything

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Oh no! Millennials can’t even work right! How dare they?

4. Retirement

Will the Carnage Ever End?! Millennials ‘Killing’ Everything

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Say it isn’t so! Come on!

5. Focus Groups

Will the Carnage Ever End?! Millennials ‘Killing’ Everything

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Finally, you can’t even study why it is millennials are “killing” everything, because they won’t even participate in focus groups! Ingenious.