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Wix Hilarious Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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Each year, the swing between Christmas and New Year’s Day often leaves us pondering a few of life’s issues. For instance, “Why don’t we get together with family more than just once a year?” and “How many hours am I going to have to spend at the gym to work off what I’ve eaten?” Well, fret no more. The writers at Wix came up with some great pie charts, to help with such troublesome questions. And not only is pie good for you, so are these clever statistics. So here are five of some of the great Wix holiday pie chart representations of what the holidays do or mean to most of us. For more pie chart hilarity, check out their blog post at Wix.com.

Wix Funny Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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We’re not exactly sure why we own laser pointers anyway. Maybe we feel more special, or it’s a throwback to our feelings of inadequacy from when the teacher used to call on us in class. Either way, we’ve all seen the hilarious videos on AFV or YouTube that show the hours of amusement that can be derived from playing with the cat using one of these gadgets, and they never get old! We weren’t really going to make a serious presentation at home, after all, and the salesman at Staples knows that just as much as we do.

Wix Funny Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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Kids these days get some phenomenal gifts, not only from their moms and dads, but grandparents, aunts, and uncles, and guilty next-door neighbors who may have hollered at them a time or twenty! If you’re anywhere between the ages of 33 and 93, you remember Christmases that didn’t necessarily include a PDA, a smartphone, or a laptop. And you probably dreamt of the day you would unwrap something that hovered like on “The Jetsons.” Kids nowadays are reaping the benefits from the imaginations and dreams of adults who drooled over wanting those very things that hadn’t been invented yet!

Wix Funny Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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All the preparation, time and effort that goes into getting ready for Christmas appears to be gone in a heartbeat when those gifts are unwrapped! The anticipation of seeing your child tear into a present that you may be more excited to give is amazing, but the clean up afterward…not so much. The whirlwind of ribbons, cards, and wrapping paper that gets left behind will look like Hallmark had a blowout sale in your living room.

Wix Funny Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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If you’re 35 and haven’t been married yet, sometimes the holiday get-togethers with family can be dreaded instead of enjoyed. But the funny part is, you and your pet might be a lot happier than some of the “happily” married relatives around the dining table! Nonetheless, eat, drink, and be merry, instead of eat, drink, and get married just to people-please!

Wix Funny Holiday Pie Chart Statistics

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Think about it…are your best festive memories derived from Uncle Leonard harping on you about Ford vs. Chevy, or are they from heaping your mom’s mashed potatoes and smothering them in gravy? And don’t get us started on the roast turkey, stuffing, homemade mac and cheese, coleslaw, and those delicious biscuits! Mmmmm.